1. Unless you work there, you'll probably be snubbed in an upscale boutique.
2. Buying something on sale will not increase your need or love for it, if you don't need or love it in the first place.
3. Beware of cutesy book covers. Sneaky, aren't they?
4. Trying on a string of pearls with no intention of buying them will still give you butterflies in your stomach.
5. There is no peace on Earth, goodwill towards men in the Central Market parking lot.