1. Unwrap four Dove dark chocolate pieces. Put in a ramekin.
2. Add a couple of spoonfuls of your favorite peanut butter.
3. Heat in fifteen-second intervals at 50% power in microwave. Stir between each fifteen-second interval.
4. When thoroughly melted, drizzle over a gigantic single scoop of Dreyer's Slow Churned Vanilla ice cream.
5. Ahhhhh. Job? What job?