"Confessions of a Teenage ______" (fill in the blank)
Kathryn - mutant ninja turtle, bounty hunter, psychic, insomniac
Kendi - mom
Andrew - zombie, librarian, zombie librarian
David - anything but vampires.
Some intriguing ideas... What do you think? This concept could really be the seed for some great stories.
Of course, I can't use "drama queen"
or "baboon." Unfortunately.
Also off the table: martyr,
does that say Jesus Jerk? Huh.
Anyway, if you have any other suggestions for fictional teenage memoirs, please keep 'em coming!