1. I sometimes forget my age.
2. I love to knit.
3. I had to switch to Sensodyne.
4. I relish quiet.
and perhaps most horrifying of all:
5. Today my tights got a teeny bit droopy around the ankles.
Forget over-thirty. These sound like the confessions of a senior citizen. Doesn't that qualify me for a discount at Hill Country Weavers?